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[ownperson]

[ ...girl what the fuck does that mean. ]

that explains absolutely fucking nothing do you realise that
actually why am i asking ofc you do
but like that in NO way reassures me ur not doing something citation worthy anyway

[hackeo]

[ "Girl what does that even mean" real seems to be the vibe for her messages lately, but, ]

come on, mi dominante
you really think i'm out here misbehaving that badly again?
when the city JUST taught me a valuable lesson about being a good little submissive???? 💔

[ownperson]

[ South's face: -_- ]

do you actually want the answer to that
like. do you

[ She thought you'd be smart enough not to get in trouble last time, Sombra! ]

[hackeo]

i said i was ✨acting out✨ ok
NOT that i'm breaking the dumb law!!

[ Says the woman still calling the law dumb, but ]

[ownperson]

oh do you not want me to give you enough credit to think you wouldn't outright say that you were in text by now
bc i can do that

[ Snark snark. Look, if Sombra's going to cal it acting out because South called her actual law breaking acting out, what is she *supposed to think*. Though, to be fair, she figures Sombra *isn't* being that dumb, she's just being... her. ]

[hackeo]

oh come on, like i'd let anyone hack me, or you

[ TEMPTING FATE, SOMBRA ]

but ugh fine would it make you feel better to know i'm being ✨supervised✨

[ownperson]

that's like speaking a challenge into the air u know that right

are you being supervised by the cowboy

[ She does remember his name it's just funnier to say the cowboy. ]

[hackeo]

never met a challenge i couldn't eventually break

[ The city's fucked up her track record on that one, technically, but don't worry about it. ]

ding ding, you're good amiga you got it on the first guess
anyway you've met him now, he's a good southern boy
polite and whatever
and taking me to dinner later which we can't do if we're arrested now can we

[ownperson]

depends on if you call me to bail you out ig

anyway fine at least it's with him
he seemed alright

[ And like he knew how to handle Sombra as far as it's possible to handle her, which, yeah, is most of the points in this scenario. ]

[hackeo]

no se preocupe we'll call a different dominante if things go wrong, which they won't
i think he's kicking me back to you later though anyway which fine ugh rationing my cowboy nights i GUESS

[ownperson]

thanks that suuuuper reassuring
super
but yes unless you ACTUALLY want more of the stupid kind of trouble ur gonna have to ~ration your cowboy nights~

[hackeo]

i mean i don't know why it wouldn't be, you know since i told you things won't go wrong
have a little faith, amiga
otherwise you're going to feel stupid when you find out about all the laws i didn't break

[ownperson]

you get faith priviliges back in like
another week or two
if you haven't gotten arrested again by then

i'll give you a free pass today tho i GUESS
if you really insist

[hackeo]

still on faith cool down, fine
i also would like to not get arrested in the next 1 - 2 weeks or preferably ever again but u know

💜💜💜
besides, you'll like it
the rule i'm not breaking, that is

[ownperson]

pass the two weeks mark then we can hope for the Never A-fucking-gain level

is that WHY you're being shady as fuck about it or is that just like
entirely to fuck with me
/for the fun of it
which i mean that's the same thing rlly isn't it tbf

[hackeo]

i'm counting the days, mi dominante

ha ha haha
why would i ever do something that isn't fun?? 💜

[ Which isn't an answer, but, play stupid Sombra games, win stupid Sombra prizes. ]

[ownperson]

[ Truly. ]

i walked into that one didn't i
smdh
well at least someone's always having fun

[hackeo]

you walk into a lot of things
also, with me in your life, you should always be having fun too 💜

[ownperson]

literally cannot argue with that
the first bit that is
i’m p sure me being pissy at you was fun for no one involved

[ Because right, Sombra, there’s nothing but fun been going on at home. Absolutely nothing. ]

i’ll give you that i haven’t been bored yet tho

[hackeo]

ok besides that, obviously

[ obviously ]

of course you haven't, i'm not very good at being boring
i'll make it up to you if you're done being pissy at me, though
or even if you're not
kind of feel like that'd be hot too

[ Says she who clearly likes being treated like a princess, but you know. ]

[ownperson]

i mean
i guess you'll have to find out, won't you

[ Whether she's still pissy, or whether it'll also be hot if she is pissy? Yes. ]

[hackeo]

[ That is such a Sombra answer, South, she's almost proud of you. ]

oh come on, you're easy
but it IS cute when you act like you aren't
you can have me another time 💜 like i said, it's cowboy night right now

[ownperson]

i’m not ALWAYS easy
i am literally known for being a pain in the ass!

[ Yes South but does that matter when you are so, so very easy in other ways? Arguable. ]

but yes yes cowboy night i haven’t forgotten in the last like ten minutes or whatever

[hackeo]

e a s y
yeah so am i amiga, have you met me

okay see i'm just saying!! busy
too busy for my dominant tonight, hah think they'll arrest me for that too?

[ownperson]

look i know YOU'RE a pain in the ass too but that has no bearing on whether me being a pain in the ass means i am always easy

tbh i literally would not even put it past them maybe don't jinx it