look i could tell you to not do it under any circumstances and it wouldn't stop you so like do i even have to say anything
yeah no i got that from 'saw' and '69' how did you NOT see that coming everything here is like that wash and me have regular trash TV watching sessions and truly if they can find a way to put sex in, they're gonna. if they CAN'T, they're gonna anyway
[ She is laughing at the idea of them discovering that real time, though. ]
i told you amiga, i don't believe in orders soooooooooo i mean, you can say whatever you want i'll just do whatever i want we're even
[ That's not... really how it works, but... ]
also in my defense ok there's a LOT of those movies back home i'd believe they made that many and fine ok thought maybe it'd be a little sexy but it's a lot sexy just uh specific sexy not for everyone
but it did make us laugh so we're finding more trash to watch together too
[ It may as well be how this works with them, let's be real. ]
yeah there is no way i'm putting that on with ducky on my own, we'll see maybe subject wash to it if i can handle the gross factor when things get too porny with him around
[ It feels like watching porn with a brother when the shit they watch gets too sexy, okay. Not that she'll admit that's the specific feeling behind it. ]
aww you don't like watching hardcore bdsm porn with wash??? i mean it does have a plot arguably does that make it better?
see, me and vaquero don't exactly get a lot of time together back home soooooo i do kind of like that i get him every week now for whatever i want no more making the best of limited time, you know trash tv time is whenever we want now 💁♀️💜
'arguably' that's doing a lot of heavy lifting in that description also no if it passes a certain porn threshold it just stays weird there's some ppl u just don't wanna watch people fucking with
that's something to be said for this place ig free time to spends on whatever or whoever
like wash oh, haha or north ok if you HAD to would you rather watch porn with wash or north wash right??
and, yes more drinks, new sex, new trash, then when the trash is boring we can circle back to the sex again 💋 i mean, if it doesn't put me to sleep first kind of miss our regular bar but i'll take the always in the same country trade off either way, i do like having rodeo nights whenever i want 🤠🐎💜
okay like you might have just broke my brain i??? guess??? i mean yes. but like ew. ew ew ew
[ Those options should not feel comparable and yet! They do? Apparently? God help her why the fuck do they feel the same, how does Washington feel like a weird second brother... ]
if u hadn't just made me think abt that i'd be cheering on ur cowboy riding but alas dialled the cringing meter up too high gonna have to just keep cheerleading urself
haha ahahaha aw i'll try not to hurt you anymore amiga i'll even kiss everything better maybe annnnnd i won't even talk about any of the boys while i do it 💜
oh noooo i hope it's not [ insert a link to an extremely specific computer part available for order at a specific store she's made South frequently buy her things from ] that would be soooooo boring that sure would show me
oh noooo not the new BDSM 3000 [ Insert another link! To an electric toothbrush that is literally actually called the Brush Daddy Supreme Master 3000 also available at a local store!! ] that would be even MORE boring
[ The next several messages are step by step screenshots taking South through the entire process of adding items to cart, checking out, and paying online, because that's definitely what South's "Sombra"ing her about and Sombra definitely isn't being a little shit at all. ]
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so like
do i even have to say anything
yeah no i got that from 'saw' and '69'
how did you NOT see that coming
everything here is like that
wash and me have regular trash TV watching sessions and truly
if they can find a way to put sex in, they're gonna. if they CAN'T, they're gonna anyway
[ She is laughing at the idea of them discovering that real time, though. ]
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soooooooooo
i mean, you can say whatever you want
i'll just do whatever i want
we're even
[ That's not... really how it works, but... ]
also in my defense ok there's a LOT of those movies back home i'd believe they made that many
and fine ok
thought maybe it'd be a little sexy but it's a lot sexy just uh
specific sexy
not for everyone
but it did make us laugh so we're finding more trash to watch together too
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[ It may as well be how this works with them, let's be real. ]
yeah there is no way i'm putting that on with ducky
on my own, we'll see
maybe subject wash to it if i can handle the gross factor when things get too porny with him around
[ It feels like watching porn with a brother when the shit they watch gets too sexy, okay. Not that she'll admit that's the specific feeling behind it. ]
trash watching is a time honored tradition so
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aww you don't like watching hardcore bdsm porn with wash???
i mean it does have a plot
arguably
does that make it better?
see, me and vaquero don't exactly get a lot of time together back home soooooo
i do kind of like that i get him every week now for whatever i want
no more making the best of limited time, you know
trash tv time is whenever we want now 💁♀️💜
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that's doing a lot of heavy lifting in that description
also no if it passes a certain porn threshold it just stays weird
there's some ppl u just don't wanna watch people fucking with
that's something to be said for this place ig
free time to spends on whatever or whoever
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oh, haha
or north
ok if you HAD to would you rather watch porn with wash or north
wash right??
and, yes
more drinks, new sex, new trash, then when the trash is boring we can circle back to the sex again 💋 i mean, if it doesn't put me to sleep first
kind of miss our regular bar but i'll take the always in the same country trade off
either way, i do like having rodeo nights whenever i want 🤠🐎💜
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okay like
you might have just broke my brain
i??? guess???
i mean yes. but like
ew. ew ew ew
[ Those options should not feel comparable and yet! They do? Apparently? God help her why the fuck do they feel the same, how does Washington feel like a weird second brother... ]
if u hadn't just made me think abt that i'd be cheering on ur cowboy riding
but alas
dialled the cringing meter up too high
gonna have to just keep cheerleading urself
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hahahaha
don't worry amiga i'm always cheerleading myself ✨
anyway i think i have the cringe meter calibrated now
no more touching the dial
for now
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for like as long as possible
jesus fucking christ
i am in Pain
[ Is she exaggerating for dramatic effect or actually that grossed out? …yes. ]
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aw i'll try not to hurt you anymore amiga
i'll even kiss everything better
maybe
annnnnd i won't even talk about any of the boys while i do it 💜
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that's totally not the bare minimum i expect if i'm being kissed anywhere by you
very gracious
[ Snark snark snark. ]
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haha ha
[ One more "you're easy" joke? Absolutely. ]
of course mi dominante
i told you, i'm always gracious 💜
especially during kisses 💋
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[ Once again reduced to emojis. ]
yeah yeah well that better fuckin extend to your ~acting out~ today
be all gracious about not making me pay some fine or some shit
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[ You won't win an emoji fight with Sombra, South. ]
no fines!!
you'll see
and when you do you should buy me another strawberry shortcake about it 🍰
that can be my present this week
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and only when
otherwise ur present will be idk something boring
[ Clearly bringing out the big threats now. ]
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i hope it's not [ insert a link to an extremely specific computer part available for order at a specific store she's made South frequently buy her things from ]
that would be soooooo boring that sure would show me
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don't test me i will buy you a fuckin toothbrush or something
[ ...the part's getting added to the list of gifts anyway. ]
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[ Insert another link! To an electric toothbrush that is literally actually called the Brush Daddy Supreme Master 3000 also available at a local store!! ]
that would be even MORE boring
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sombra. girl how
fucking christ the names of shit in this place
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obviously
hahaha they do have a theme don't they?
very creative
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sombra.
ig i gotta give them the creativity. u think they'd run out of ways to do that shit
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[ The next several messages are step by step screenshots taking South through the entire process of adding items to cart, checking out, and paying online, because that's definitely what South's "Sombra"ing her about and Sombra definitely isn't being a little shit at all. ]
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>:|
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alright go on and enjoy ur cowboy-supervised-acting-out
before i let you drag me into more bullshit instead of doing literally anything else
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