[ Why are both of her girls making her say these things so directly!!! ]
NO not bongo cat my giant feral aussie pussy queen obviously 😩😩😩 c'mon u like getting ur shit rocked imagine how much MORE u can get ur shit rocked if she's mine and i share her w/ u
giant feral aussie pussy queen fucking hell do i even wanna know what u describe me like to ppl i do like getting my shit rocked but also still think there's smth ur not saying tho bc you could ~share her~ with me anytime rn by inviting her round
[ She is going to make you say the word contract, Sombra. ]
😩 ay c'mon it wasn't THAT messy don't be so dramatic
[ Her and Odessa got into several fights that ended with Sombra coming home naked and covered in mud and bruises, carried by an Odessa who was also mostly naked and covered in mud and bleeding scratches, so that is literally inaccurate but get off her back about it South- ]
sí i'm asking her ✨properly✨ ugh you're BOTH making me work for it tonight, unfair
babe that's literally just a lie like i'm not even being freelancer dramatic if i was i'd be calling it fucking nuclear or some shit 'mess' is the neutral fucking level of dramatic
i said it wasn't THAT messy not that it WASN'T messy ok anyway ok listen i'd rather u two gang up on me in sexier ways just, haha switch me and you bc i like it when you're the bottomest 😌
[ She says, as if she hadn't just recently gotten herself and South punished for her possessive behaviour "unbecoming of a submissive" in this city... ]
ok but i'm serious, contract her for me we even have room for her now she's sleeping in the literal dirt rn i just KNOW it
ur lucky this isn't out on the open network bc if u got told off again rn idek what we'd do but u gotta deal with the annoying ganging up b4 u can have the fun sexy ganging up
okay look if she says yes then sure, okay we do have the space now w/ the two extra bedrooms but yknow it still depends on her
that so? want to come to my shiny new workshop so i can tell u in person how much i like u underneath me??? u can even spank me for being bad, that'll show the government
anyway fine i'll let her decide ig and then when she says yes i'll write the contract for u two, dw 🥰
look either i check and ask a stupid question or i don't check and find out there's smth in there that's like instantly broken by the presence of bare tits or smth
ok u KNOW i work tits out half the time, that IS a stupid question 😤 anD OK I KNOW!!! obviously i like her but see ok i'm sextopia contractwife she's sextopia contractsexpal
[ On the surface, her rampant possessiveness is taking over again. And underneath? She wants Odessa around, obviously - but you're the one she loves the way she does, South, and she's trying to set some sort of boundary. But! Also!! ]
ok i'm kidding about the wife part but u know what i mean
...okay yeah that was an even stupider example idk bodily fluids yadda yadda yadda yadda
the world 'girlfriend' is right there but ig contractgirlfriend is clunky as fuck but no like i know what u mean u and me will always be different, dw bc i love You
[ It's 50/50 on if South realised what she was doing there, frankly. There really isn't a single big topic she's not capable of dropping into the middle of conversation entirely too casually. ]
see, simple ur my girlfriend and she isn't way easier to say too
[ South's in her bedroom which literally still has suitcases of her clothes laying around, unopened. Or she is for now, she is never immune to Sombra summons. ]
are u actually in ur workshop bc like there are Way more options for where i might have to go to kiss u than there used to be if u ever decide to play hide and seek again i'm gonna have my work cut out for me
[ In the workshop for South to find, by the time she gets there: Sombra doodles, of course. Her graffiti, digital this time as she's set up her hard light emitters for the wall she's using as her giant whiteboard but still stylized the way she likes, that reads: ]
[ Getting this house is going to give Sombra far too much power in the long run, she's sure of that, but she's not sure that's a complaint exactly. She stares at the writing for a solid few seconds before rolling her eyes fondly and walking around the workshop. Sombra has no doubt already left, but... ]
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jfc u can just text me like a normal person yknow when have i ever ignored one of your texts
who's a stray. the bongo cat?
[ She knows exactly who Sombra's talking about she's not that stupid, but she's gonna make you say it Sombra. ]
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NO not bongo cat
my giant feral aussie pussy queen obviously 😩😩😩
c'mon u like getting ur shit rocked imagine how much MORE u can get ur shit rocked if she's mine and i share her w/ u
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giant feral aussie pussy queen fucking hell
do i even wanna know what u describe me like to ppl
i do like getting my shit rocked but also
still think there's smth ur not saying tho bc you could ~share her~ with me anytime rn by inviting her round
[ She is going to make you say the word contract, Sombra. ]
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anyway since u and dez are BOTH!! being ANAL!!!!
i want her and only u can give her to me
(thru a contract)
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anyway was that so hard???
ur actually asking her properly too this time, then, instead of
yknow
the mess from before
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ay c'mon it wasn't THAT messy don't be so dramatic
[ Her and Odessa got into several fights that ended with Sombra coming home naked and covered in mud and bruises, carried by an Odessa who was also mostly naked and covered in mud and bleeding scratches, so that is literally inaccurate but get off her back about it South- ]
sí i'm asking her ✨properly✨
ugh you're BOTH making me work for it tonight, unfair
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like i'm not even being freelancer dramatic if i was i'd be calling it fucking nuclear or some shit
'mess' is the neutral fucking level of dramatic
what aren't u enjoying us ganging up on you
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anyway ok listen i'd rather u two gang up on me in sexier ways
just, haha
switch me and you bc i like it when you're the bottomest 😌
[ She says, as if she hadn't just recently gotten herself and South punished for her possessive behaviour "unbecoming of a submissive" in this city... ]
ok but i'm serious, contract her for me we even have room for her now
she's sleeping in the literal dirt rn i just KNOW it
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bc if u got told off again rn idek what we'd do
but u gotta deal with the annoying ganging up b4 u can have the fun sexy ganging up
okay look
if she says yes then sure, okay
we do have the space now w/ the two extra bedrooms
but yknow it still depends on her
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want to come to my shiny new workshop so i can tell u in person how much i like u underneath me???
u can even spank me for being bad, that'll show the government
anyway fine i'll let her decide ig
and then when she says yes i'll write the contract for u two, dw 🥰
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isn't there like sensitive eqip or smth in that workshop or is it all fuck proof
i feel like any lawyer who looked at that contract would forcibly rewrite it
we got enough weird looks and double checking w/ ours
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happy waifu happy laifu of course it's safe to fuck in here
and yeah yeah w/e most important thing is she knows i'm ur favorite little sweet bean 🥰
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instantly broken by the presence of bare tits or smth
babe u don't need anything in writing for That
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anD OK I KNOW!!!
obviously i like her but see ok
i'm sextopia contractwife she's sextopia contractsexpal
[ On the surface, her rampant possessiveness is taking over again. And underneath? She wants Odessa around, obviously - but you're the one she loves the way she does, South, and she's trying to set some sort of boundary. But! Also!! ]
ok i'm kidding about the wife part but u know what i mean
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idk bodily fluids yadda yadda yadda yadda
the world 'girlfriend' is right there but ig contractgirlfriend is clunky as fuck
but no like i know what u mean
u and me will always be different, dw
bc i love You
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[ also: njfekwnjkwbhwj !!!!! ]
i mean
i love u too soooooo
we could just use girlfriend
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no promises
[ It's 50/50 on if South realised what she was doing there, frankly. There really isn't a single big topic she's not capable of dropping into the middle of conversation entirely too casually. ]
see, simple
ur my girlfriend and she isn't
way easier to say too
[ The absolute embodiment of false chill. ]
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ヾ(⺣•◡•)ﾉ♡
ok good simple
anyway come kiss me, girlfriend
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are u actually in ur workshop
bc like there are Way more options for where i might have to go to kiss u than there used to be
if u ever decide to play hide and seek again i'm gonna have my work cut out for me
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ur it come find me 😽
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alright here we fucking go again then
[ Somewhere South is grumbling about why they bought a house with this much space as if she didn't used to live on a fucking starship. ]
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ok 1 2 3 go
[ Annnd there's an invisible Sombra in the house now. ]
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do i get even a single hint
[ Up to her feet with a dramatic sigh she goes. Where to start... well, probably the workshop, duh. ]
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glhf only counts if u grab me
[ In the workshop for South to find, by the time she gets there: Sombra doodles, of course. Her graffiti, digital this time as she's set up her hard light emitters for the wall she's using as her giant whiteboard but still stylized the way she likes, that reads: ]
🔥 hot 🔥
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oh now we're just adding rules huh
[ Getting this house is going to give Sombra far too much power in the long run, she's sure of that, but she's not sure that's a complaint exactly. She stares at the writing for a solid few seconds before rolling her eyes fondly and walking around the workshop. Sombra has no doubt already left, but... ]
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one more smooch for the road