sooooooo is this a secret you're trusting me with because confession i'm like 98% sure she tried to kill me at least once maybe twice, kind of blacked out a little but anyway sooo does ducky know?
ok so in my defense both times were in the same meeting
[ Is... is that a defense? ]
first time i kind of challenged her second time i maybe shouldn't have told the scary intense hot murder lady to choke me harder but we all make mistakes not including that bc the end result was still hot anyway that's what the fuck, tell me about your trilla encounters you sure she didn't try to kill you too???
no i'm pretty sure that still counts as a mistake even if it was hot fucking christ and look its complicated
so like we sparred and then she invited me down to fuck and she totally bruised and scratched me up but y'know like that was the point and then well one time it might be more accurate to say i tried to kill her like not really i wasn't legit trying to KILL her but yeah we all make mistakes let's leave it at that
[ South do you really think Sombra's going to not chase up on that? No, but again she has to TRY. ]
i mean ok i'm just saying if i die by her hand it might be accidental
was the not trying to kill her but also kill her a revenge thing a warning thing like, don't touch my girl hey where did you spar anyway tell me more about your trilla mistakes c'mon
[ She doesn't know if she should be laughing or not. Help. ]
we sparred at the arena and like okay maybe kinda it was stupid she has literal fucking mind powers and shit she EASILY could've killed my ass if she wanted but uh yeah that didn't happen so it's fine
i'll let you know if she kills me in cold blood don't worry
i still think you should no-amour spar with me, also promise i won't try to kill you 💜 not even a little bit, i like you too much see also that's what i'm saying i didn't die in the end so it's fine
okay no-armour, maybe but also i still nearly broke your nose just by accident so like y'know i got REASON to be a bit wary alright and i hate that i can't argue that w/o undermining myself yes okay it's fine didn't die had sex overall win or. whatever
[ Sound logic there. Though no really she knows that confronting Trilla and letting it become... what it did... was a mistake, she's just used to making dumb choices. ]
ok so i've thought about this so i'm pretty sure i have to be in some sort of range for that, right? which means if i just translocate out, kitty can't get her claws in me anymore easy if i'm equipped properly
[ Which considering she's repeatedly naked with this woman, she is kind of not always equipped properly, but shhhh. ]
anyway more importantly if i do get injured which i won't, you can just kiss it better 💜💋 i'd ask cole but he nearly had a heart attack when he saw my face last time and also was ready to murder you for about 5 seconds before i explained what happened so it'll be fine
'some sort of range' aka we don't know the limit of it aka if you're in sex range you are definitely in brain kill range how fast are your reflexes, huh
[ South you don't even have a translocator and you invited her to your own apartment. You cannot talk. ]
oh my god i KNEW that was going to be a terrible fucking look i don't need to be murdered by a cowboy so thank you for fuckin clearing that up ig!
ha bet they're faster than yours anyway want me to test her brain range?? for science
also it was pretty terrible it's ok though, he understands kind of thought he'd be angry with me though you know, why don't you think about other people sombra why do you do the things you do sombra bla bla yeebla, that sort of thing we watched a movie instead it's still in the living room somewhere if u and ducky want to watch it it's called saw 69
i feel like i can't like actually condone that and keep my creds as the somehow more sensible one here [ ... ] if i ever had them maybe we're just even
people surprise you sometimes go figure but can you imagine me sitting fucking ducky down to watch saw 69, jfc [ another ... ] tho i can't say i'm not morbidly curious now
aww mi dominante are you looking out for me very sweet, i'm spoiled but also have you considered not keeping your creds as the somehow more sensible one here which might i add, is arguable anyway
see ok we thought it was one of those dumb classic horror movies from home you know, with the convoluted message about humanity as people die or something idk but it's a sextopia version so like take a wild guess what it actually is
look i could tell you to not do it under any circumstances and it wouldn't stop you so like do i even have to say anything
yeah no i got that from 'saw' and '69' how did you NOT see that coming everything here is like that wash and me have regular trash TV watching sessions and truly if they can find a way to put sex in, they're gonna. if they CAN'T, they're gonna anyway
[ She is laughing at the idea of them discovering that real time, though. ]
i told you amiga, i don't believe in orders soooooooooo i mean, you can say whatever you want i'll just do whatever i want we're even
[ That's not... really how it works, but... ]
also in my defense ok there's a LOT of those movies back home i'd believe they made that many and fine ok thought maybe it'd be a little sexy but it's a lot sexy just uh specific sexy not for everyone
but it did make us laugh so we're finding more trash to watch together too
[ It may as well be how this works with them, let's be real. ]
yeah there is no way i'm putting that on with ducky on my own, we'll see maybe subject wash to it if i can handle the gross factor when things get too porny with him around
[ It feels like watching porn with a brother when the shit they watch gets too sexy, okay. Not that she'll admit that's the specific feeling behind it. ]
aww you don't like watching hardcore bdsm porn with wash??? i mean it does have a plot arguably does that make it better?
see, me and vaquero don't exactly get a lot of time together back home soooooo i do kind of like that i get him every week now for whatever i want no more making the best of limited time, you know trash tv time is whenever we want now 💁♀️💜
'arguably' that's doing a lot of heavy lifting in that description also no if it passes a certain porn threshold it just stays weird there's some ppl u just don't wanna watch people fucking with
that's something to be said for this place ig free time to spends on whatever or whoever
like wash oh, haha or north ok if you HAD to would you rather watch porn with wash or north wash right??
and, yes more drinks, new sex, new trash, then when the trash is boring we can circle back to the sex again 💋 i mean, if it doesn't put me to sleep first kind of miss our regular bar but i'll take the always in the same country trade off either way, i do like having rodeo nights whenever i want 🤠🐎💜
okay like you might have just broke my brain i??? guess??? i mean yes. but like ew. ew ew ew
[ Those options should not feel comparable and yet! They do? Apparently? God help her why the fuck do they feel the same, how does Washington feel like a weird second brother... ]
if u hadn't just made me think abt that i'd be cheering on ur cowboy riding but alas dialled the cringing meter up too high gonna have to just keep cheerleading urself
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u meet a lot of random ppl named trilla it could be???
yes that trilla
it happened before she dislocated ducky's shoulder alright
[ Y'know. The first time. ]
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because confession i'm like 98% sure she tried to kill me at least once
maybe twice, kind of blacked out a little
but anyway sooo
does ducky know?
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okay yes ducky knows but also
what the fuck??? twice???
why do you not like
[ ....... ]
okay i was gonna say why do you not sound more alarmed by that
but i'm not actually sure i can like
judge
but also what the fuck
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[ Is... is that a defense? ]
first time i kind of challenged her
second time i maybe shouldn't have told the scary intense hot murder lady to choke me harder but we all make mistakes
not including that bc the end result was still hot anyway that's what the fuck, tell me about your trilla encounters
you sure she didn't try to kill you too???
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no i'm pretty sure that still counts as a mistake even if it was hot
fucking christ
and look
its complicated
so like we sparred
and then she invited me down to fuck and she totally bruised and scratched me up but y'know like
that was the point
and then well one time it might be more accurate to say i tried to kill her
like not really i wasn't legit trying to KILL her but
yeah we all make mistakes let's leave it at that
[ South do you really think Sombra's going to not chase up on that? No, but again she has to TRY. ]
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ok i'm just saying if i die by her hand it might be accidental
was the not trying to kill her but also kill her a revenge thing
a warning thing like, don't touch my girl
hey where did you spar anyway
tell me more about your trilla mistakes c'mon
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duly noted!! i guess!!
[ She doesn't know if she should be laughing or not. Help. ]
we sparred at the arena
and like
okay maybe kinda
it was stupid she has literal fucking mind powers and shit
she EASILY could've killed my ass if she wanted
but uh
yeah that didn't happen so it's fine
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i still think you should no-amour spar with me, also
promise i won't try to kill you 💜 not even a little bit, i like you too much
see also that's what i'm saying
i didn't die in the end so it's fine
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okay no-armour, maybe
but also i still nearly broke your nose just by accident so like y'know i got REASON to be a bit wary alright
and i hate that i can't argue that w/o undermining myself
yes okay it's fine didn't die had sex overall win or. whatever
[ Sound logic there. Though no really she knows that confronting Trilla and letting it become... what it did... was a mistake, she's just used to making dumb choices. ]
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don't worry
i mean i just won't let you hit me next time
simple
and listen, every day you get through alive and sexed out? that's a win
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someone who can kill you with her fucking mind
but sure
if this happens and you get injured you don’t get to whine
ftr
i also feel like there’s exceptions to that but i’m not even gonna try
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so i'm pretty sure i have to be in some sort of range for that, right?
which means if i just translocate out, kitty can't get her claws in me anymore
easy
if i'm equipped properly
[ Which considering she's repeatedly naked with this woman, she is kind of not always equipped properly, but shhhh. ]
anyway more importantly
if i do get injured which i won't, you can just kiss it better 💜💋
i'd ask cole but he nearly had a heart attack when he saw my face last time and also was ready to murder you for about 5 seconds before i explained what happened so
it'll be fine
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aka we don't know the limit of it
aka if you're in sex range you are definitely in brain kill range
how fast are your reflexes, huh
[ South you don't even have a translocator and you invited her to your own apartment. You cannot talk. ]
oh my god i KNEW that was going to be a terrible fucking look
i don't need to be murdered by a cowboy so thank you for fuckin clearing that up ig!
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anyway want me to test her brain range??
for science
also it was pretty terrible
it's ok though, he understands
kind of thought he'd be angry with me though you know, why don't you think about other people sombra why do you do the things you do sombra bla bla yeebla, that sort of thing
we watched a movie instead
it's still in the living room somewhere if u and ducky want to watch it it's called saw 69
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actually condone that and keep my creds as the somehow more sensible one here
[ ... ]
if i ever had them maybe we're just even
people surprise you sometimes
go figure
but can you imagine me sitting fucking ducky down to watch saw 69, jfc
[ another ... ]
tho i can't say i'm not morbidly curious now
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very sweet, i'm spoiled
but also have you considered not keeping your creds as the somehow more sensible one here which might i add, is arguable anyway
see ok we thought it was one of those dumb classic horror movies from home
you know, with the convoluted message about humanity as people die or something idk
but it's a sextopia version so like
take a wild guess what it actually is
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so like
do i even have to say anything
yeah no i got that from 'saw' and '69'
how did you NOT see that coming
everything here is like that
wash and me have regular trash TV watching sessions and truly
if they can find a way to put sex in, they're gonna. if they CAN'T, they're gonna anyway
[ She is laughing at the idea of them discovering that real time, though. ]
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soooooooooo
i mean, you can say whatever you want
i'll just do whatever i want
we're even
[ That's not... really how it works, but... ]
also in my defense ok there's a LOT of those movies back home i'd believe they made that many
and fine ok
thought maybe it'd be a little sexy but it's a lot sexy just uh
specific sexy
not for everyone
but it did make us laugh so we're finding more trash to watch together too
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[ It may as well be how this works with them, let's be real. ]
yeah there is no way i'm putting that on with ducky
on my own, we'll see
maybe subject wash to it if i can handle the gross factor when things get too porny with him around
[ It feels like watching porn with a brother when the shit they watch gets too sexy, okay. Not that she'll admit that's the specific feeling behind it. ]
trash watching is a time honored tradition so
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aww you don't like watching hardcore bdsm porn with wash???
i mean it does have a plot
arguably
does that make it better?
see, me and vaquero don't exactly get a lot of time together back home soooooo
i do kind of like that i get him every week now for whatever i want
no more making the best of limited time, you know
trash tv time is whenever we want now 💁♀️💜
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that's doing a lot of heavy lifting in that description
also no if it passes a certain porn threshold it just stays weird
there's some ppl u just don't wanna watch people fucking with
that's something to be said for this place ig
free time to spends on whatever or whoever
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oh, haha
or north
ok if you HAD to would you rather watch porn with wash or north
wash right??
and, yes
more drinks, new sex, new trash, then when the trash is boring we can circle back to the sex again 💋 i mean, if it doesn't put me to sleep first
kind of miss our regular bar but i'll take the always in the same country trade off
either way, i do like having rodeo nights whenever i want 🤠🐎💜
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okay like
you might have just broke my brain
i??? guess???
i mean yes. but like
ew. ew ew ew
[ Those options should not feel comparable and yet! They do? Apparently? God help her why the fuck do they feel the same, how does Washington feel like a weird second brother... ]
if u hadn't just made me think abt that i'd be cheering on ur cowboy riding
but alas
dialled the cringing meter up too high
gonna have to just keep cheerleading urself
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hahahaha
don't worry amiga i'm always cheerleading myself ✨
anyway i think i have the cringe meter calibrated now
no more touching the dial
for now
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for like as long as possible
jesus fucking christ
i am in Pain
[ Is she exaggerating for dramatic effect or actually that grossed out? …yes. ]
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