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[ownperson]

don't say i didn't fucking warn you buddy

[protocol]

This is honestly going worse than I thought.

[protocol]

I'm pulling you out.

Bad call on my part. I'll handle it.

Sombra?

[ownperson]

ugh fine
srsly even i've never jumped to serious threats over someone being a snarky shitposty bitch at me
i don't think i stood a chance here

[hackeo]

u shitposted a man on the edge with nothing to lose cariño what'd u expect

[ Hi, this is a group chat now because, well, Sombra gonna Sombra. ]

[ownperson]

i shoulda just left off the curses and pretended i was an actual fucking answering machine

[protocol]

I did tell you that he was kind of obsessed with me back on Chorus.

[ yep its a group chat there it goes ]

[ownperson]

dude there's obsessed and ~OBSESSED~
and HE OWES ME EVERYTHING GRAWR RAWR RAWR is 100% ~OBSESSED~

[protocol]

On Chorus it was about me being a true soldier or something.

Here, I'm a scapegoat for his relationship failures. Pretty big intensifier, as it turns out.

[ownperson]

fucking apparently!!!
fuck i thought just felix's ass was bad somehow its worse now he's gone

[protocol]

Locus is much less of a threat individually, just still an enormous pain in the ass.

But it's alright, I'll handle it. My bad that I put you in the figurative line of fire.

[ownperson]

dude i'm always in the line of fire
last two freelancers standing, its how it works

[protocol]

So you're saying you're okay with me sending you in for more negotiation tasks in the future?

Noted.

[ownperson]

look if ur willing to handle the consequences i always have ur back dude
just yknow
on ur head be it

[hackeo]

[ Annnd here she is, a quick scramble of purple text before suddenly this is a group chat because of course she's already in here- ]

sí qué onda
want me to take over, amigo?

[protocol]

It's fine. Problem is less that South was bad at it, and more that Locus won't be receptive no matter what either of you do.

[ but south was bad at it. ]

You two might want to get out of there for a while, though. I'd just rather avoid killing him if we can.

I'm going to handle this. Let me know if you get a visual on him? [ he knows and trusts what you're capable of, sombra, and he assumes you're like. already on the cameras. ]

[ownperson]

i told you dude you knew what you were buying when you put down the deposit

i won't engage him if i don't fuckin have to but i'm also not gonna run like a bitch baby from the building on the chance he picks a fight abt it

[ And yes, knowing Sombra she's probably already on the cameras. She doesn't need to say shit there. ]

[protocol]

You heard her. She's hungry.

[ownperson]

gfdi now ur ganging up on me

[hackeo]

on it

and ok but she WAS bad at it tho
but fine southita take me on an emergency date i'm hungry

[ownperson]

i fucking told him! he's the one who sent his fucking resident helljumper bitch to handle a delicate situation!

but fine where the fuck are we going then

[hackeo]

should've asked me to handle it tbh

take me to the slutty taco hut
u know, the one with the dorito dew american trash tacos
wash do u want anything

[ownperson]

babe ilu but u also derive 50% of your daily energy from prodding people
i'm not sure either of us are a good choice

fine we can go to taco slut hut
does wash even have time for food rn

[hackeo]

TACO SLUT HUT (′ꈍᗜꈍ‵)🌮
c'mon mi corazón u rly think i'd poke a raging bear like that???

[ Don't answer that- ]

idk @ wash do u want a sluttaco XXXplosion to fuel ur impending doom n tussle with mr intense over there

[protocol]

I'm good.