like wash oh, haha or north ok if you HAD to would you rather watch porn with wash or north wash right??
and, yes more drinks, new sex, new trash, then when the trash is boring we can circle back to the sex again 💋 i mean, if it doesn't put me to sleep first kind of miss our regular bar but i'll take the always in the same country trade off either way, i do like having rodeo nights whenever i want 🤠🐎💜
okay like you might have just broke my brain i??? guess??? i mean yes. but like ew. ew ew ew
[ Those options should not feel comparable and yet! They do? Apparently? God help her why the fuck do they feel the same, how does Washington feel like a weird second brother... ]
if u hadn't just made me think abt that i'd be cheering on ur cowboy riding but alas dialled the cringing meter up too high gonna have to just keep cheerleading urself
haha ahahaha aw i'll try not to hurt you anymore amiga i'll even kiss everything better maybe annnnnd i won't even talk about any of the boys while i do it 💜
oh noooo i hope it's not [ insert a link to an extremely specific computer part available for order at a specific store she's made South frequently buy her things from ] that would be soooooo boring that sure would show me
oh noooo not the new BDSM 3000 [ Insert another link! To an electric toothbrush that is literally actually called the Brush Daddy Supreme Master 3000 also available at a local store!! ] that would be even MORE boring
[ The next several messages are step by step screenshots taking South through the entire process of adding items to cart, checking out, and paying online, because that's definitely what South's "Sombra"ing her about and Sombra definitely isn't being a little shit at all. ]
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oh, haha
or north
ok if you HAD to would you rather watch porn with wash or north
wash right??
and, yes
more drinks, new sex, new trash, then when the trash is boring we can circle back to the sex again 💋 i mean, if it doesn't put me to sleep first
kind of miss our regular bar but i'll take the always in the same country trade off
either way, i do like having rodeo nights whenever i want 🤠🐎💜
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okay like
you might have just broke my brain
i??? guess???
i mean yes. but like
ew. ew ew ew
[ Those options should not feel comparable and yet! They do? Apparently? God help her why the fuck do they feel the same, how does Washington feel like a weird second brother... ]
if u hadn't just made me think abt that i'd be cheering on ur cowboy riding
but alas
dialled the cringing meter up too high
gonna have to just keep cheerleading urself
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hahahaha
don't worry amiga i'm always cheerleading myself ✨
anyway i think i have the cringe meter calibrated now
no more touching the dial
for now
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for like as long as possible
jesus fucking christ
i am in Pain
[ Is she exaggerating for dramatic effect or actually that grossed out? …yes. ]
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aw i'll try not to hurt you anymore amiga
i'll even kiss everything better
maybe
annnnnd i won't even talk about any of the boys while i do it 💜
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that's totally not the bare minimum i expect if i'm being kissed anywhere by you
very gracious
[ Snark snark snark. ]
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haha ha
[ One more "you're easy" joke? Absolutely. ]
of course mi dominante
i told you, i'm always gracious 💜
especially during kisses 💋
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[ Once again reduced to emojis. ]
yeah yeah well that better fuckin extend to your ~acting out~ today
be all gracious about not making me pay some fine or some shit
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[ You won't win an emoji fight with Sombra, South. ]
no fines!!
you'll see
and when you do you should buy me another strawberry shortcake about it 🍰
that can be my present this week
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and only when
otherwise ur present will be idk something boring
[ Clearly bringing out the big threats now. ]
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i hope it's not [ insert a link to an extremely specific computer part available for order at a specific store she's made South frequently buy her things from ]
that would be soooooo boring that sure would show me
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don't test me i will buy you a fuckin toothbrush or something
[ ...the part's getting added to the list of gifts anyway. ]
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[ Insert another link! To an electric toothbrush that is literally actually called the Brush Daddy Supreme Master 3000 also available at a local store!! ]
that would be even MORE boring
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sombra. girl how
fucking christ the names of shit in this place
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obviously
hahaha they do have a theme don't they?
very creative
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sombra.
ig i gotta give them the creativity. u think they'd run out of ways to do that shit
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[ The next several messages are step by step screenshots taking South through the entire process of adding items to cart, checking out, and paying online, because that's definitely what South's "Sombra"ing her about and Sombra definitely isn't being a little shit at all. ]
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>:|
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alright go on and enjoy ur cowboy-supervised-acting-out
before i let you drag me into more bullshit instead of doing literally anything else
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ok home later we're doing it
nos vemooooooOOOOOOOOooos mwah